How To Get Rid Of A Stalker In Three Easy Steps
How to get rid of a stalker in three easy steps.
1) Everyone has a stalker and that’s a fact…but the truth is that only those with really bad stalkers ever find out who theirs is. So the key to finding and getting rid of your average highly talented stalker begins with changing the way you do things, so you can upset their highly organized and difficult to spot ways, of course. For example, walk backwards on your way to work. That’ll really confuse them! Before long your stalker will be a right mess and unable to conceal their identity!
2) You should spot your stalker pretty soon, providing you do enough out-of-the-ordinary things and confuse them enough. Why not meow on the bus? Or you could make tin foil in to a fetching scarf and wear that on the tube. Pretend to be some oak furniture next time you are in the supermarket! When you do finally spot them (they can be tricky to spot but don’t give up) then you want to try and make eye contact with them, bark like a dog, generally act like anything but the average person on the street. (Be sure to do this when there ARE NOT lots of people on the same street as you, though, otherwise you might find yourself somewhere where stalkers go and there will be no escape.
3) Now you are almost there, but it just needs one extra push to see it through. This is when you turn in to the stalker! Have fun with this; turning the tables has never been so good! Before long the stalker will be a thing of the past who is terrified of you, as opposed to obsessed and potentially dangerous. That’s it: three simple steps anyone can do to get their life back to normal.
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