3 Steps To The Love Of Your Life
DISCLAIMER: The writer of this piece will not be held responsible for any events (physical or mental abuse or otherwise) that transpire as a direct result of following this guide.
Here is the definitive guide to how to find the love of your life in three easy steps:
1) Make yourself as unattractive as possible. If everyone you know says that you look better with log hair, cut it ALL OFF! And ladies, make sure to cancel all of your appointments at laser hair removal sussex. If you want to find the love of your life then you need to take some supremely drastic steps–one of them is stripping yourself right back and hiding all that is good about you. Why? You know why already! The love of your life is the one who will be attracted to you no matter how lame you look, which means that all the other shallow people who want to go out with someone decent looking (the fools!) will stay well and truly away, thus making your hunt that much easier!
2) Now make an effort to go about your life as usual, but don’t be too nice. In fact, try and keep your mouth shut. The love of your life will love that you are almost mute. He or she will come after you whatever and will not be stopped. Because that’s what love’s of lives do, you know.
3) Never accept help from anyone. If you drop your shopping in the street, for example, then tell the person – if it seems he or she is smiling your way and trying to be extra nice – that you don’t need help (even if you clearly do). If he or she is truly the love of your life then have no fear, this is their chance to shine!
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