3 Steps To The Love Of Your Life

DISCLAIMER: The writer of this piece will not be held responsible for any events (physical or mental abuse or otherwise) that transpire as a direct result of following this guide.
Here is the definitive guide to how to find the love of your life in three easy steps:
1) Make yourself as unattractive as possible. If everyone you know says that you look better with log hair, cut it ALL OFF! And ladies, make sure to cancel all of your More

